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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

maafi

Arz kiya hai.......
Agar Tune mujhe maaf na kiya to mein mar jaaonga.....
gaur kijiye......
Agar tune mujhe maaf na kiya to mein mar jaaonga......
Agar maaf kar bhi diya......Agarrrr...maaf kar bhi diya....
to kya mein sala sudhar jaonga????

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Mr India

Clinton ke baad President Bush hua....
Arz hai ki...
Clinton ke baad President Bush hua....
Mr India mila nahin....lekin Mogambo Khush hua!!!!!

dar-e-dil

Dard-e-dil...dard-e-jigar...dil me jagaya ...aapne
Dard-e-dil...dard-e-jigar...dil me jagaya ...aapne
bichoo ke dank se to tu baj gaya........
kya karega be..agar saanp aayega kaaatne!!!

mohra

arz hai ....
tip tip barsa paani.....tip tip barsa paani....
paani ne aag lagayi..............
tip tip barsa paani.....tip tip barsa paani....

paani ne aag lagayi..............
par agar paani ne aag lagayi....to phir kisne bujhai......
fire extinguisher le aao bhai!!!!

ab mujhe raat din........

arz kiya hai ki....
ab mujhe raat din...tumhara hi kahyal hai....
kya kahoon pyar mein deewano jaia haal hai...
deewano jaisa haal hai..................
deewano jaisa haal hai..............
..........abey mere khaney mein ye kiska baal hai!!!!
wah wah kya sawaal hai!!!!!

akele hum akele tum

arz hai...
Raja ko Rani Se Pyaar ho gaya...
Pehli nazar mein pehla pyaar ho gaya..
gaur kijiye ki....
Raja ko Rani Se Pyaar ho gaya...
Pehli nazar mein pehla pyaar ho gaya..
...........
ek din baarish mein kya bheega....
sala 104 degree bukhaar hoi gaya.......annchuuuuuu   anchuuuuuuuu

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dance India Dance

Ab is dil ke kaboo mein nahin hai halaat…

Ab is dil ke kaboo mein nahin hai halaat…

itna sunte hi mithun da bole…kya baat …kya baat….kya baat!!!!

Hukum

Tumhara har hukum humarey sarankhon par….

Tumhara har hukum humarey sarankhon par…

Par tum dhyaan mat dena aisi jhooti baaton par!!!!

CID-2

Agar mein tumhe pasand nahin, to mujhe chorh do….

Agar mein tumhe pasand nahin, to mujhe chorh do….

Agar mein tumhe pasand nahin, to mujhe chorh do….

Daya, Der mat karo…Darwaza tor do!!!!!

CID-1

Tum ho meri zindagi mein, sooraj ki pehli kiran jaise..

Tum ho meri zindagi mein, sooraj ki pehli kiran jaise..

Tum ho meri zindagi mein, sooraj ki pehli kiran jaise..

Daya, Aakhir ye khoon hua to hua kaise!!!!!

DDLJ

Usko mujhse pyaar nahin aisa wo kethi rehti hai....
Usko mujhse pyaar nahin aisa wo kethi rehti hai....
gaur kijiye...
Usko mujhse pyaar nahin aisa wo kethi rehti hai....
Senorita,Bare Bare desho mein aihi choti moti baatein hoti rehti hai

Baazigar

Waise to sher se larne ka bhi hum jigar rakhtey hai.....
Waise to sher se larne ka bhi hum jigar rakhtey hai.....
kyonki haar ke jeetne waley ko hi baazigar kehtey hai!!!!!

DON-2

Tujhe mere pyar pe yakeen nahin aisa mumkin hai....
Tujhe mere pyar pe yakeen nahin aisa mumkin hai....
par DON ko pakarna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai!!!!

Gadar..EK Prem Katha

Ek baar dekh loon tujhe , to chein aa jeaga….

Ek baar dekh loon tujhe , to chein aa jeaga….

Tara ko visa nahin milega, to kya wo pakistan nahin jeaga!!!!

Mehndi!!

Mere mehboob ki mehndi ka rang pata nahin kaisa hoga….

Mere mehboob ki mehndi ka rang pata nahin kaisa hoga….

Abey Jaisa bhi hoga…mehndi jaisa hi hoga!!!